OMG, wing!fic!~

"Jesus Christ," Arthur said. "Eames, the mark is ninety years old. Stop looking like porn."

"Oh, do lighten up, pet," Eames said gleefully. "Don't you think she deserves a bit of a sendoff?"

"Cobb!" Arthur appealed.

Cobb cleared his throat tactfully. "Eames, you upset Arthur when you look like porn."

BEST EXCHANGE EVER, LOLOLOL! And the mark, she is so awesome, especially the last line, hahahaha. XP