askdjhflasdf oh my god, this is SO CRACKTASTICALLY FABULOUS. I honest to god don't know how to pick out my favorite parts - except everything to do with Kono, who can take over the world ANYTIME SHE WANTS - and oh god, I love how Danny had a moral crisis about the whole thing, how you worked that all out, how Steve has met Veela before, because of course he has. Fricking brilliant.