OMG the copy does say that! I'm surprised that Amazon allows them to put 'jacked off' in there. I bet they needed a lot of it in the desert sands, ouch. How do you think that plays out in the military? Circle jerk, or you just tell folks you're going to be over in that other corner of the trench having some quality time with yourself, then the others leave you alone? I've never really thought about masturbation in the military before.

I'm very glad to know that non-toxic gun oil exists. I'm sure that's what Steve uses! Or will from now on, anyway.