W.T.F.

And I don't even watch the show.

The fic is so damned funny that I spewed water all over my monitor but it was worth it. *grin*

LOL-tastic lines of note:

I will fuck your brains out right here on the lawn in front of God and the neighbors...

...because I've been waiting for this like it was Christmas.

It figures Steve McGarrett would be more in touch with his animal side than Danny is.

Would you settle for the riser ring off a parachute harness for a day or two?

Seriously, lube. Danny has never needed a viscous substance this bad in his entire life.

... ohfuckingshitsogood and ow my finger ...

Damn excellent!