Thank you for the most fantastic thing I've read in quite a while.

While the sex was indeed hot, I loved this: So for a while there everyone was pissed at each other; but now the American branch of the family is all settled in and big and boisterous, indistinguishable from the people whose ancestors staggered tipsily off the Mayflower to invent spike heels and Aqua Net, solid Jersey from one end of the DNA strand to the other.

So very in character for Danny, and so effortless - which means it all took a metric ton of work to look that way.